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Alamat Kung Bakit Nagsi-sinungaling Ang Mga Lalaki
| drunkpunk |
Posted: September 24, 2007 11:37 am
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Group: Global Moderator Posts: 199 Joined: June 03, 2007  |
Ito ang alamat kung bakit
nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki... Karpintero itong si Jojo at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog.Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog...umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya, "tutulungan kita, Jojo".. .sabay lundag sa ilog. Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,"ito ba ang martilyo mo?"... "hindi po"...lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer, "ito ba?"..."hindi po"...lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer, "ito ba?"..."opo" ...natuwa ang anghel, "dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammer"... Makaraan ang ilang araw,naglalakad si Jojo sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya...eh sa katangahan,nalaglag si misis sa ilog...iyak si Jojo... litaw si guardian angel, "tutulungan kita"...sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Paris Hilton, "ito ba ang misis mo?"...sagot si Jojo, "opo"...nagalit si anghel, "sinungaling ka.akala ko pa naman mabait ka"... nag- reason-out si Jojo, "sorry po,angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si Jessica Simpson, at pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo. At dahil sa kabaitan ko eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Paris at Jessica.Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una. Moral of the story: kaya lang naman nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki Eh for a good and noble reason. 
"If there is a State, then there is domination, and in turn, there is slavery." - Mikhail Bakunin “The possessions of the rich are stolen property.”- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon "All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume." - Noam Chomsky "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE OTHERS TO TREAT YOU" |
 
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| zenTaurus |
Posted: September 25, 2007 09:57 am
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 Group: Admin1 Posts: 1650 Joined: May 10, 2007 |
kung sa unang lutang ng anghel eh dala kaagad nya ung CYMA 035 na nakasetup for HROF at may naka install na POS-P at BIS . . . . tapos kaagad istorya . . .
. . . . wala nang marti-martilyo, wala nang paris hilton o jessica simpson . . . paradise na sana kaagad si Jojo  gagawin pa nyang archangel ung guardian angel nya  komrad drunkpunknanaginip lang 
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Beryl Maker!
| alakdan.net [aka 9th] |
Posted: September 26, 2007 01:43 am
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 Group: Moderator Posts: 2838 Joined: May 06, 2007 |
"The eM-poR is a cheap prostitute. She needs to be dressed with flashy accessories to be attractive. The kalashnikov is beautiful in herself. She does not need stilettos and lipstick. You may want to have a one night stand with a Stoner Rifle, but you marry the Kalashnikov.™" |
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| Todoink |
Posted: September 26, 2007 11:58 pm
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Hahahhah! Ayus!!!! hehehhe!
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| optimusciss |
Posted: July 17, 2008 02:37 pm
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Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: June 12, 2008 |
sana lang hindi totoo yung alamat.........
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