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text jokes
| drunkpunk |
Posted: July 27, 2007 12:08 pm
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Group: Global Moderator Posts: 199 Joined: June 03, 2007  |
mga comrades post natin dito mga text jokes. corny man o hindi.
 
"If there is a State, then there is domination, and in turn, there is slavery." - Mikhail Bakunin “The possessions of the rich are stolen property.”- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon "All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume." - Noam Chomsky "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE OTHERS TO TREAT YOU" |
 
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| drunkpunk |
Posted: July 27, 2007 12:09 pm
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Group: Global Moderator Posts: 199 Joined: June 03, 2007 |
Ni-rape ako ng magnanakaw kagabi.....
MAID: Mam, ni-rape ako ng magnanakaw kagabi.. MADAM: Bakit di ka sumigaw? MAID: Eh.. akala ko po si $ir, pero nung makadalawa.. Nagduda na ako! tumataas ang cholesterol ko JOSE: ibe-break ko na ang syota kong mataba... PEDRO: bakit naman? JOSE: hindi ko na kaya, pag kinakain ko flower nya tumataas ang cholesterol ko! Bastos na Doctor Gynecologist ang Doctor kaya puro babae ang mga pasyente. SOP sa Doctor na ito na LAHAT ay kailangan munang magpalista sa secretarya sa receiving room....mag hubot hubad, hawakan ang numero, umupo at maghintay ng tawag ng numero bago pumasok sa mismong klinika...nag uusap ang tatlong babae: Babae No. 1: Bastos na doctor na ito talaga, eto hubo at hubad tayong lahat dito...ako mag papakuha lang ng Blood Pressure. Babae No. 2: Buti ka pa mag papa BP, ako kukunin ko lang ang sukli ko na naiwan kaninang umaga eh. Babae No. 3: Swerte kayong dalawa..ako kukunin ko lang ang Payong ng Nanay ko na naiwan kahapon eh. similarity of sperm and mayonaise 1. Pareho silang spreadable 2. Pareho silang may proteins 3. Pareho silang galing sa itlog 4. Pareho silang Ladies Choice! ano ang apelyido mo iho? madre: ano ang apelyido mo iho? lalake: alam niyo na po yun sister! lagi niyo pong hinahawakan yun! madre: HA!? bayag ANG APELYIDO MO??? lalake: sister naman! Rosario po ang apelyido ko ITLOG NA PULA Two wives are buying itlog in the local market. Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko. Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula??? Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!! POTATO Two wives are buying gulay in the local market. Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a potato, naaalala ko ang itlog ng Pare mo. Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kalaki??? Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kadumi!!! hehe..
"If there is a State, then there is domination, and in turn, there is slavery." - Mikhail Bakunin “The possessions of the rich are stolen property.”- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon "All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume." - Noam Chomsky "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE OTHERS TO TREAT YOU" |
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| JojoD818 |
Posted: August 14, 2007 06:27 pm
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 more more more!  |
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| optimusciss |
Posted: July 17, 2008 02:56 pm
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Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: June 12, 2008 |
makikibasa na lang din ako masyado kasing corny yung mga jokes ko eh.......
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