the commissar is alive and well, after all
have you heard, btw of these children who were asked by their teacher to name some common medicines and their use?
the first one said PANADOL -- it's used for headaches.
the second one mentioned VALIUM -- helps you sleep.
then PEDRO said VIAGRA -- used for diarrhea.
"Who told you that?" asked the teacher.
"Nobody," answered Pedro, "but every night my mother tells my father 'Take Viagra! Maybe that little s**t will get hard!'"
welcome back, csar gins!