| QUOTE (zenTaurus @ February 15, 2008 09:58 am) |
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| QUOTE (Aizen @ February 18, 2008 03:59 am) |
| tatay: bakit ka umiiyak, anak? anak na babae: pumasa po kasi ako sa test eh. hu hu hu! tatay: aba, magaling! anong subject ba yon, anak? anak na babae: pregnancy test po, 'tay. Aizen In 0359hrs |
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| QUOTE (alakdan @ February 25, 2008 04:17 am) |
| Host: What "N"(narra) is the Nat'l tree of the Phils? Contestant: niyog? Host: Mas matigas pa diyan Contestant: (in a st! rong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!! Out... 0417HRS Davao City, Philippines |